Hello! I have a blog here, and I'm not really sure what I'm doing with it. Harry Potter and Doctor Who will make quite a few appearances, but there will probably be a lot of random nonsense that catches my eye. I almost exclusively mobile blog, so if I fail to answer messages for an extended period of time, it's really nothing personal! Enjoy!

 

My class discussion just consisted of writing slang terms for various parts of anatomy on the board.

I learned a new one: meat tunnel.

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

(Source: heycinco)

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

SNEW

theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?
“476, 477, 479… wait crap. steve, i think i messed up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website



Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

theyoutubegang:

whimsicdoctor13:

emmalyrose:

boobrien:

causticgambler:

mageofform:

hellingly:

that sounds exhausting im sorry

they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times?  how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own?

do you think any of them lost count?

“476, 477, 479… wait crap. steve, i think i messed up. do i start over?”

what the hell is wrong with this website

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Instead of doing all that work, couldn’t they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each six times? That would be much easier.

Tumblr: where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing it.

(Source: bleed-dopamine)

jaclcfrost:

[pushes unnecessary love triangle out of the way to make room for some nice happy polyamory] nice

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

(Source: startswithabang)

meanie-monster-mutt:

tentadog:

this is how volly drinks

like a 2 day old human baby

i HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A CUTE SNAKE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS